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Leno and His Chin are Screwing All of Late Night

I really feel sorry for Conan O’Brien, I really do. He should have never left 12:35 AM time slot. Quite frankly his humor is more suited to the younger somewhat more educated and open minded crowd, you know what I mean. Not the obese, sausage eating, bumblefuck idiot, married my first cousin, crowd that actually thinks the Chin is funny. ……and you know what else I’ve now realized, the Chin is really a conniving bitch.

Whats with this guy?

No kids, supposedly married, works constantly. (In case you don’t know even when he was doing the Tonight Show, he also continued to do stand up on his off days and on hiatus). No scandals either with the Chin, he doesn’t cheat on his “wife”, he doesn’t do meth,  no heavy drinking, no run ins with the police, I don’t even think he smokes weed. What!!!, he’s too fucking normal. Something very deep is seriously fucked up, in my humble opinion.

I think he’s one of those megalomaniacs, if that’s how you spell it?

The Chin screwed Letterman 18 years ago when Carson left, and now he screwing Conan, that poor, six foot six freak of fuckin’ nature,red head,  bastard. I’ll admit I am bias. I really dislike the Chin, no really, Leno’s chin. It fucking deformed people!!! You could land a fucking B52 on that thing, shit!

So how is this all going to play out, who are the winners and losers? Well here’s my take…..

The Chin………..LUHU….UHU….ZERRRRRRRRR!!!!

Conan O’Brien…………………………………..WINNER!!!!

Right now financially he might actually be in a good position. He could be looking at a nice settlement on his contract, and not have to do anything for a while, maybe take over for Letterman eventually. Of course lets face it all of these people are filthy fuckin rich, so I’m not shedding a tear for any of them when it comes to money.

Ferguson ….the guy that come after Letterman….

This motherfucker’s in trouble. I’ll tell you why. The best bet for O’Brien is to position himself as Letterman’s successor, it make sense, same crowd basically, same type of humor. Wonder how much CBS would give him to replace Ferguson.

Prediction:

The Chin gets back the Tonight Show, never ends up beating Letterman again, then slowly dies a long painful death. Maybe in the last episode the the Chin’s chin could be rigged to explode or maybe little people come out of it after being trapped for decades…….who knows I really don’t give a shit either. But I really think the Tonight Show franchise is finished, thanks to the Chin.

Conan ends up replacing Ferguson, who is funny in my opinion, and takes the 12:30 slot on CBS and waits for Letterman to retire. No way he goes to Fox………does he really want to be known as “the Fascist Comic”…..I think not.

So there you have it,

• Jay’s a Dick,
• Conan’s got class for not taking NBC’s 12:05 offer, and
• Letterman is still the Fucking King!!!!

Cast Your Vote………Who will you watch?…………Conan or the Chin?