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Jail Better Than Freezing To Death

The homeless in Oklahoma City have decided jail is a better alternative than the streets or shelters, during this dramatic cold weather gripping the country.

Personally I don’t blame them. Staying outside in this weather is sure to kill you and homeless shelters aren’t that much safer. But some of the homeless in Oklahoma City have been making a habit of this for years. They commit petty crimes that will ensure they get at leat 30 days in jail. Thee they are given three hot meals a day, a warm place to live and any medical attention they need.

I’m sure this is happening all over the country and not just where it is bitterly cold. If you think about it, they’ve been in and out of the system already, society looks down on them and treats them like dirt, I’d rather have the jails take care of me than die of exposure or worse on the street.

You can check out the whole story here.

Leno and His Chin are Screwing All of Late Night

I really feel sorry for Conan O’Brien, I really do. He should have never left 12:35 AM time slot. Quite frankly his humor is more suited to the younger somewhat more educated and open minded crowd, you know what I mean. Not the obese, sausage eating, bumblefuck idiot, married my first cousin, crowd that actually thinks the Chin is funny. ……and you know what else I’ve now realized, the Chin is really a conniving bitch.

Whats with this guy?

No kids, supposedly married, works constantly. (In case you don’t know even when he was doing the Tonight Show, he also continued to do stand up on his off days and on hiatus). No scandals either with the Chin, he doesn’t cheat on his “wife”, he doesn’t do meth,  no heavy drinking, no run ins with the police, I don’t even think he smokes weed. What!!!, he’s too fucking normal. Something very deep is seriously fucked up, in my humble opinion.

I think he’s one of those megalomaniacs, if that’s how you spell it?

The Chin screwed Letterman 18 years ago when Carson left, and now he screwing Conan, that poor, six foot six freak of fuckin’ nature,red head,  bastard. I’ll admit I am bias. I really dislike the Chin, no really, Leno’s chin. It fucking deformed people!!! You could land a fucking B52 on that thing, shit!

So how is this all going to play out, who are the winners and losers? Well here’s my take…..

The Chin………..LUHU….UHU….ZERRRRRRRRR!!!!

Conan O’Brien…………………………………..WINNER!!!!

Right now financially he might actually be in a good position. He could be looking at a nice settlement on his contract, and not have to do anything for a while, maybe take over for Letterman eventually. Of course lets face it all of these people are filthy fuckin rich, so I’m not shedding a tear for any of them when it comes to money.

Ferguson ….the guy that come after Letterman….

This motherfucker’s in trouble. I’ll tell you why. The best bet for O’Brien is to position himself as Letterman’s successor, it make sense, same crowd basically, same type of humor. Wonder how much CBS would give him to replace Ferguson.

Prediction:

The Chin gets back the Tonight Show, never ends up beating Letterman again, then slowly dies a long painful death. Maybe in the last episode the the Chin’s chin could be rigged to explode or maybe little people come out of it after being trapped for decades…….who knows I really don’t give a shit either. But I really think the Tonight Show franchise is finished, thanks to the Chin.

Conan ends up replacing Ferguson, who is funny in my opinion, and takes the 12:30 slot on CBS and waits for Letterman to retire. No way he goes to Fox………does he really want to be known as “the Fascist Comic”…..I think not.

So there you have it,

• Jay’s a Dick,
• Conan’s got class for not taking NBC’s 12:05 offer, and
• Letterman is still the Fucking King!!!!

Cast Your Vote………Who will you watch?…………Conan or the Chin?

Pat Robertson, an Ignorant Simpleton

Pat Robertson has said that the tragic earthquake that has virtually destroyed Haiti and taken unknown thousand of lives is because they made a pact with the devil!!!

Here’s the quote:

“The Haitians were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.’ True story. And so, the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’ “

Listen, this guy Robertson is a total fucking idiot. I mean this guy has to be either insane and deranged or the most ignorant simpleton on the face of the earth. What is even more alarming is how many fucking morons take this guy seriously, you know the so called “moral majority.”  His “700 Club” show has got to be the most bizarre show on TV or Radio, I don’t even know where it is and have no fucking desire to know.

This is the same guy that said Hurricane Katrina was God’s punishment to America and New Orleans. What I want to know is how anyone who is not strung out on PCP or suckin that glass dick crack pipe, can even take a syllable of what this guy says as anything but dangerously insane. I mean lock this dumbass bitch up is some cell, he deserves it.

You can read the rest of the article on this asshole Robertson here if you want.

Please consider donating a dollar or two to the Red Cross to help the situation in Haiti.

Warren Beatty Did 13,000 Women!!

According to a new book coming out, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America by Peter Biskind,  Beatty has done almost 13,000 women. That works out to 1 women everyday for about 35 1/2 years.

Personally I don’t believe it. I mean if true, this guys shit should’ve fallen off a long time ago. This has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.

But this is what sells to the brain cell deficient American public. This is the kinda shit that people want to read about.

Why?

Because most of the people buying this book are probably morbidly obese, still live with their parents, and couldn’t get laid at the “Bunny Ranch.”

God Bless You Warren!!

WTF!!

Eventually, We’ll all be Living in Holes

According to space scientists that’s exactly what anyone colonizing the moon is looking at.

Well that’s a fucking inspiring piece of news, isn’t it. I mean come on, unless your only hope of surviving on earth is leaving it, who in gods name is going to colonize the moon? Maybe a couple of hundred scientists at most, or future workers at a ‘moon mining company’, but actually colonizing the moon, with cities, bars, hookers….criminals, you know a real society……..?

This is just another example of business created solely for the purpose of mental masturbation. Ok , I agree there could be huge economic potential in making the moon a more ‘worker friendly’ environment, but colonizing, doubtful.

Yet the US Congress will probably set aside millions if not billions in studies and missions to Luna.

Of course they use the “moon colonization” bullshit to get all those “Star Trek”  and “X Files” types all wound the fuck up. “Ooo lets all go live on the moon”……..This way the public would never think of saying,

“Hey , assholes!, instead of wasting billions on futuristic bullshit, why not use that money to spur the economy or pay down the national debt, you know that albatross of fucking death that’s hanging around our necks and our grand children’s necks ready to choke us all.”

No that’s not a good idea, no.

You know what, if 3M Corp or Rio Tinto Mining Plc, want to invest in mining the moon, let them use their own scratch and not the public’s, that’s how capitalism is supposed to work.

Anyway, back to the MoonHoles, apparently the one they found is 200 feet deep and 200 feet wide, kinda like a massive grave, no? Yet, with everything else going on in the world this story is making the front page of CNN tonight.  I a guy on Christmas day was a pubic hair away from killing hundreds of people, but instead we’re talking about ass..err MoonHoles.

The Beginning

Well its the last day of the decade (Actually this is a common mistake. The decade doesn’t start with year Zero, it starts with year one, so the decade actually ends on 12/31/10…..but I digress)…..anyway its the end of what has been a pretty shitty decade for me. I won’t get into the boring details, don’t worry. The last ten years has made me realize a few things and I think I’ve finally grown up, at 44 years of age, yeah I know, I know.

Anyway I decided to start this blog for therapeutic purposes mostly, so if no one ever reads this, I really don’t give shit.

You may not agree with anything I’m going to say here, but I think it represents how the average person feels. You know after a while you get a little jaded and more aware that the world is pretty fucked up for a lot of people in one way or another. Maybe this will help me keep finding my way, who knows?

Happy New Year!!