My Friggin Opinion

Now They’re Worrying About Frogs’ Balls!!!!

This is complete insanity. According to CNN, Atrazine, a widely used weed killer is turning those horny little frog boys into frigid little frog girls, and I only have one thing to say…..“Who gives a shit?!!!”

“Researchers found that long-term exposure to low levels of Atrazine — 2.5 parts per billion of          water — emasculated three-quarters of laboratory frogs and turned one in 10 into females. Scientists believe the pesticide interferes with endocrine hormones, such as estrogen and testosterone.”

Really, so now we have transsexual frogs. Only in this country could people spend millions to find out why frogs aren’t fucking anymore, while people are losing their homes and being forced to live in shelters.

This is why I don’t vote anymore, they’re all crooks!!!!

Read the whole article here if you want.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno…..umm Lame-o

Well bye, bye NBC.

So the Chin is back at 11:30…….wow, and I’ll be checkin out HBO. I love how Leno gets on the air and says it isn’t his fault. Hello!!!, Bitch…..it is your fault when you left a year ago and decided you wanted to jump right back in to things asshole.

You know, after you screwed Letterman out of the job in the 90s, Carson didn’t threaten NBC by saying he was going to a new network like you did when you left the Tonight Show. He didn’t take the 10PM  slot, every friggin night, with a show, like you did.

And you knew the show at 10 PM was for shit. You also knew that as a leading into the Tonight Show, after local news, you could sabotage Conan just by showing up every night and shoving that fucking Chin into everyone’s faces.

Bad Boy!!!

Prediction……..

Leno will never beat out Letterman again in the ratings.

See ya Lame-o

Kennedy’s Liberal Senate Seat Now Republican, Oh Snap!

So the Republican dude won the Senate seat old Teddy Kennedy occupied since Moses was still shitting in a sheet. Even before Teddy that particular Senate seat for the Commonwealth of Massachusets was held by a democratic since 1953 when JFK was elected to the Senate.

So lets see thats  ……hmm……..Oh shit, 57 years, wow………thats the about the average life expectency  for a lot of countries, unfortunately.

Rahm, “Do what I want or I’ll fist fuck yo ass” Emmanuele, the President’s top assassin, must be shitting the proverbial brick, or maybe more appropriately, one of those 3000 pages pieces of legislation,……… man that must hurt huh, Rahm the Ram?

So what does all this mean for the Dems and El Presidente?

Maybe nothing. Look I don’t care if the President screwed the pooch at every corner, the bottom line is if jobs start to be created the President is probably a shoe in for re-election. People personally like him, I mean he seems to be a cool dude.

Of course cool or not, unless we start getting some fuckin jobs created and unemployement down, especially in inner cities where Obama rules, he’s going to be looking for book deals come January 2013.

Lets see, October 2012 Jobs report is released the first Friday in November, that would be November 2, 2012. Election day is Novermber 6, 2012.  If its close, maybe the labor department gets a visit from arian looking mother fuckin spooks from the CIA or NSA. Think I’m nuts?  OK, I know what I know, you believe what you want.

In any case if we start seeing sustained employment growth leading into the election, Obama’s in for another four years.

But all of this is moot if the Republicans take back the House or Senate during the midterm elections in Nov 2010. So far since Obama has been elected the Dems have lost one Senate seat, Kennedy’s and one Governor, New Jersey, to the hated “neo nazi republicans who want to secretly form a military dictatorship and breed humans with sheep so they obey big brother more!”………..LOL yeah right.

My advice to the President,….. forget about your principles  for a while and do whatever has to be done to have 3-4- solid months of job growth leading into Nov 2010, otherwise you ain’t getting much done in 2011 and 2012 and maybe even beyond.

Peace Brothers and Sisters

Chris Dodd Retiring, Thank You Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Chris Dodd, the ultra liberal moron Senator from Connecticut has decided to retire, hallelujah! Spend spend spend!! , those are Chris’ favorite words along with “AIG Bonuses”.  I don’t know how this guy has manged to stay in the Senate this long. Oh wait I do know, all those rich elite from Greenwich just love telling themselves that they’re helping this disenfranchised by having Dodd as their Senator. The same people that hire illegal aliens to be their nannies, because they’re too fuckin lazy to take care of their kids, the same people that drive gas guzzling Mercedez, Beamers and Porsches. These are the same people that talk about the importance of public education, yet send their children to $20,000 a year private middle and high schools.

They deserve Dodd, they and Dodd are both two faced elitist that say one thing and do something else. Remember all those hedge funds that gave Madoff all that money that he subsequently stole, well did you know that Connecticut has more hedge funds headquartered there than any other state, they do.

Dodd is retiring because he knows after the AIG Bonus scandal, and others, he can’t get re-elected, he’s done, finished , in other words, he’s fucked.

Dodd is quoted as saying:

“In the long sweep of American history,” … “there are moments for each elected official to step aside and let others step up. This is my moment to step aside”

Which really means:

“Look I’d love to run again, but the country is tired of my liberal bullshit and there ain’t no way I’m gonna get re-elected, so I might as well go out on top, and get a nice cushy consultant jobs where I can finally make a few bucks.”

What a Republican idea that is.

Comrade Putin…..Opportunity Lost

Take a look at this picture from Reuters

This ype of thing would never have happened while Boris Yeltsin, the jolly old drunken bastard, was in charge.

It would have happened when this guy was in charge……

Now its happening again as Prime Minister Putin, aka Emperor Putin, has succeeded in ten years as President and PM of Russia, in squelching any real inroads actual democracy had made during Yeltin’s presidency.

It seems the old security apparatus, the KGB, of which Putin was a high ranking officer during the late 80s and 90s, still holds the true reigns of power, as it always has. Now they have one of their own “elected” president and now “appointed” Prime Minister. The future President Putin, yes he’ll be “elected President again, has also recently spoken of producing new “Offensive Nuclear Weapons” to crate a new “equilibrium” between the West and Russia.

Putin and his advisers, handlers made a mistake. Instead of competing with the West from the outside, they are not part of the EU and of course not part of Nato, Putin should have moved in the opposite direction, pushing Russia into the West, his country and its people would be better off today, in my opinion.

It could also just be human nature, you know. Its like who has the biggest dick, accept between countries.

Listen, I’m no flaming peace nut, as far as I’m concerned a Tactical Nuke at Tora Bora in late 2001 early 2002 would have been my choice for killing Osama the Bomba, but that’s a completely other post all together.

Under Emperor Putin, Russia jailed its “oligarchs”, its really rich people, you know like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, those type of guys. Granted some of them had questionable ways of doing thing, but considering it this has been the country’s second decade of anything even approaching “democracy”. Russia, is some form or another, has been around for what, five-six hundred years? But after one decade of reform, the 1990s, they decided to slow things down and roll things back.

It just seems to me that from a purely economic standpoint, they would have been better off today had the Emperor not changed his clothes.